Help ....

Dan
'Did you know its perfectly legal to urinate against your car, as long as you're on the rear right hand side and your left arm is on the car'. Well, that's what Dan tells us anyway, and, we'd certainly like to see him try it! ;)


After a day of picking up a new TV and tuning it, for the Managers Mum * she was only bothered about being able to watch the Weakest Link* there was a cold reception awaiting Mike, Vinnie and Dan, when they broke down near Cyncoed...or KIN-CO-EDDD....as Dan affectionately calls it! *Sigh* too many american porno films methinks :P That's Kelly the Co-Ed, Dan.


Mike called Vocal Tutor 'Teach' to the rescue and spent the last of his chip money on Diesel..and we don't mean Vin Diesel, cos he just gay ok! One and a half hours, plus a Jimmy-Can later, and, the guys were on their way to an acoustic jam......Just what is it with Dan and his JimmyCan man fetish?

Vinnie had a chance to perfect his backing vocals for the forthcoming 'New World Song'. Vince also thought it would be comical to suggest the Dans car run on wind power in the future! Spencer would have been in his element. Then Vinnie thought it would be good to manufacture a makeshift 'homing beacon' out of wood bark! :P

The cold wait was eased with the talk of Army Manoevers and Tank strategies. Am I the only one here that thinks Dan missed his vocation and could be in a fighter plane shouting 'chocs away matey'? Ok, maybe just me then.